Topic started by -DjZ- 2008-01-17 02:06:17 am
sh4bba
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cylinder
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Citizen Z wrote:
Lets spread some laughter and cheer instead of hating
happy slap video, thats not a joke, this happens a lot, called unprovoked attack. this video was bluetoothed around manchester where im from and it carries on with him gettin fucked up by a few guys. and the poor kid with tourettes, what the fuck is funny about that, it's awful that you put that on to make people laugh, i only hope you start to understnd laughing at someone elses misfortune is appauling before you or someone close to you ends up with a serious disease, if u hve a kid with tourettes in the future maybe... would you rip the piss out of it? or just pretend not to be with it.
homophobia, sexism theres barely an intelligent joke on here.
PEACE LOVE and UNITY???
an englishman, irishman and a pakistani walk into bar...
what a fine example of a multi cultural society.
-DjZ-
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what a **HEY EVERYBODY, THE GUY TYPING THIS IS A FUCKING IDIOT!**..
Humor has many victims. Get over it.
-DjZ-
junglistic ninja
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BTW..
I started this thread right after the "Haters" saga ended.. You were not there for that one thankfully. 
cylinder
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i take back barely an intelligent joke on here a lot of them are funny, i meant the clever ones are lacking on here.
you probly think im goin overboard but one of my best mates has tourettes so its pissed me off a lot. and im not gonna sit silently being intimidated by the virtual heirachy that is the post count
humour also has many ugly sides which attracts ugly personalities. people like you ruin guys like this chance to lead an easy life, you'd probably just point and laugh when he went in a pub. if everyone just laughed at what they didnt understand in blatant ignorance we'd be living the past in a primitive society.
as for the guy who got a beating filmed theres simply nothing more than enough to make a neanderthal laugh
violent humour with a bit more to it:
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you'll probably always be one of the bell-ends around but some people will agree even if they stay silent in fear of being ridiculed
deadman rawkin
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-DjZ-
junglistic ninja
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yo Cylindar... Where exactally is the joke about Tourettes??
the_Archangel
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It was a youtube video. I didn't watch it. Thank God... Diseases aren't funny.
Well... Diseases like that aren't funny.
I could laugh all damn day at SARS, MRCA, Avian Flu, and genital warts.
Anyone that makes fun of someone with a disability is a bastard.
Unless, of course, you actually have that disability, and, in that case, you can say whatever you want about it.
For example, I have a severe disability, and I make fun of it all the damn time.
Here's a good one about it...
A Jew walks into a bar, kills Jesus, buys Hollywood, and steals all of Germany's post WWI wealth!
HA!
DKOMPOSER
Everyday Junglist
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this was posted on the board here, it made me laugh
http://co.imagemag.com/archive/MainA...gar-House.aspx
"love the place,
wanna do my song "Pussywhipped" there sometime..."
Opm
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Don Dada
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what do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, you already told her twice.
beatjunkie
Everyday Junglist
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what do you call a hooker with runny nose?
FULL 
cylinder
Ruffneck
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lookin back i went a bit OTT. giving up tobacco and goin on forums dont rlly mix hha
What's grey and can't climb trees?
a car park
Miss Peace
Don Gorgon
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This isnt technically a joke but made me chuckle this morning.
I drove some friends 2 hours to one of the most incredible parties ever last night (so Im told..I passed out by 8pm-dont ask) anyhoo 1 of my friends who was in extreme post-party suffering zone this morning..looks at me dead serious with the upmost pleading in her voice & eyes & says...
''Pleeeeeease dont make me listen to jungle music on the way home'' 
akira
Don Dada
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