Topic started by Reverend_Jon 2008-11-05 06:35:56 pm

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Topic: I Blame Obama!

I figured I would go ahead and start a growing list of things we can blame Obama for before he even takes office.

1. The decline of the economy.
2. The pending terrorist attack. I mean come on, if another one happens we have to blame him.
3. The sell off of America to pay off it’s debt.
4. The religious implications that he’s the anti-christ.
5. My inability to get motivated to work.

Feel free to add to the list!


The Anonymous 1
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Let's see...

It was cold last night!
The debit machines at the gas station didn't work this morning
There was an accident on my exit ramp.
There were 2 accidents on the I-5
I was 10 minutes late to work!

It's getting real bad already... HAHA!


the_Archangel
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My wife yelled out "Barack!" in the middle of sex last night.  Should I blame him, or the guy that told me about it?

Reverend_Jon
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I blame Obama for making smarties taste so damn good.

dogmeat
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I blame Obama for the creation OF I5.


FLoW
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I blame Obama (i'm canadian) for all the ugly overweight redneck Americans that make the rest of you have to live with generalizations.
smile


-DjZ-
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I blame Obama for being black.  How dare he!   
But seriously this whole redistribution of wealth thing scares me.


Criminal
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^^ I Blame Obama for making you move back to Canada


Criminal
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I Blame Obama for letting DjZ Post before me and messin up my post


the_Archangel
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-DjZ- wrote:

But seriously this whole redistribution of wealth thing scares me.

Yeah, I know, right?  I'd hate for the government to take some arbitrary percentage of my hard-earned paycheck, and use it for insane things like schools, roads, social security, health care, etc, etc, etc...  tongue


FLoW
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no shitTobio !! stupid laws stating we can only visit legally for up to 6 months! (altho i stretched that shit out to 2 years... but still.)

I blame Obama for SHITTY JUNGLE TUNES!!!! and trainwrecks! agh!


Criminal
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I Now Blame Arch For Not Staying On The Blaming Obama Train


the_Archangel
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Criminal wrote:

I Now Blame Arch For Not Staying On The Blaming Obama Train

Crap!

I blame Obama for distracting me into screwing up this thread?


-DjZ-
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I blame Obama for all the people who are about to go on wellfare and collect food stamps.  yikes

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-DjZ- wrote:

this whole redistribution of wealth thing scares me.

Socialism! But I didn't realize we had so many people making over 250k. Ballers.


-DjZ-
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yeah, you used to think it would be cool right!  Now it only makes sence to stay broke

pffft

dogmeat
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Im already broke. So gimme some loot.


Tykal
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i blame him for the next 4 years of showing us how full of shit he was.

tongue

Reverend_Jon
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dogmeat wrote:

Im already broke. So gimme some loot.

Fine with me, not coming out of my pocket. Ask one of these big ballers that are in the 250k tax bracket.

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BOOOOOOOOOOO Tykal :p

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Tykal wrote:

i blame him for the next 4 years of showing us how full of shit he was.

tongue

If you're given a shit cake what do you expect to top it with other than shit icing?


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I blame Obama for making Rev Jon post in bold all the time.


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-DjZ- wrote:

But seriously this whole redistribution of wealth thing scares me.

this whole people believing political fear tactics thing scares me.

a couple minutes of research and independent thought should calm your fears DjZ.
i'll hit a few highlights to get you started
- Americans have been redistributing their wealth for hundreds of years
- redistributing wealth does not equate to socialism or communism
- Obama's proposal is to have tax laws more like the ones we had during Clinton's Presidency, a time noted for prosperity in America, it's businesses and it's people.


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markh wrote:
-DjZ- wrote:

But seriously this whole redistribution of wealth thing scares me.

- redistributing wealth does not equate to socialism or communism

Right.  But...  Nationalizing financial institutions is 100% reflective of the tenets of socialism.  No wonder McCain backed off his stance of supporting the bailout/buy-in shortly after he "suspended his campaign" to do his damndest to push it through.  He didn't want to come across as a hypocrite.

After his speech last night, though, I think that he is back to his pre-2001 form, and the world will be a better place for it.  Hopefully, he realized his tragic mistake in pandering to the hard right for the last seven-ish years, and the embodiment of that movement in the guise of Palin was probably what he needed to see the error of his ways.  I truly believe that he was relieved that he lost the election, and that he will now be a force for centrism and logic in Washington.

I really hope that all of this post-election whining that is going on (Not directly speaking to you, Z, but to dozens of knee-jerk fascists on other boards I frequent, as well as comments on CNN and FOX that I've seen) slowly dies off, and the language of hate that has been spewing from the right diees with it.

Who am I to say, though?  I'm a nontheist anarchist with communist leanings.

I blame Obama for the crappy sound quality of older new school jungle.


-DjZ-
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@ MarkH  I dont give a shit about your socialist ideals.  Take that shit somewhere else.  Come back and talk to me in four years after your leader proves himself to be an absolute jerkoff.  Just like you.

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